What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
13.06.2025 04:28

Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Nuts and Butts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
If you caught a shoplifter at your yard sale, how would you handle it?
Next, they tried...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Why aren't there any Indian girls married to Chinese guys but Chinese girls married to Indian guys?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Unacceptable again!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
What thing happened to you as a child that you haven’t let go of to this day?
Minds and Behinds
No go.
Loons and Moons
Trump's sons distance themselves from new Trump-branded crypto venture - ABC News
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Thumbs down again.
—
Then came..
Catatonics & High Colonics
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So they tried
Everyone loved it.
Freaks and Cheeks
Analysis & Anal Cysts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good
No, not a chance
Just Forget it!
If there exists a “New York of Australia”, is it Sydney or Melbourne?
Still no good.
No way
So, the docs changed it to read
What is your opinion on the band Nickelback? Why do they receive criticism from some people?
They put up a sign reading
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
share office space ...